Recipe For Pain Stew

Recipe For Pain Stew

Ingredients:

1 drop of self worth
4 gallons of tears
1 broken heart
Isolation

Garnishes:

1 fake smile
1 cheerful voice
Gesticulation

Method:

First, drop a tiny drop of self worth into the pot. Only a tiny drop is needed, almost insignificant. You can choose to not use any at all. Then, let it sizzle and reduce for a few minutes.

Add 4 gallons, yes, 4 gallons, of tears. No salt required. This is healthier. Then, bring it to a boil.

Next, add a broken heart. Make sure it is diced into a million pieces. Stir for 15 minutes until they throb with pain.

Then, add a generous dash of isolation. Continue stirring the stew for another half an hour.

Garnish with a fake smile, a cheerful voice and a generous sprinkle of gesticulation. Remember to use the genuine garnishes that would last and none of those cheap ones that will lose their effect and colour very easily. I think you know what I mean.

And your Pain Stew is now ready to last you an entire night. Enjoy!