Midnight Phone Call

Midnight Phone Call

(dialing...)
(ringing...)

Uhm... Hello, God, you there?
Oh... Oh sorry...
Sorry Lucifer...
I must have dialed the wrong number...
Sorry.
Bye.

(dialing...)
(ringing...)

Uhm... Hello, God, is that you?
Uhm, God, sir... Ya, I need to speak to you about...
Yes... Yes, I know its late, but...
Yes... Yes, I know you're busy, but...
Yes... Yes, sir... Uhuh... Yes...
It's just that the pain, it's... I know but...
Yes... But... Yes I know you're testing us all but can you...
But... yes... I guess...
It's just that it's too much and... Uhuh... Yes...
Can you do anything to.... No? Oh... Okay...
Yes... I understand...
It wouldn't be fair to others but... Yes...
Sorry? What was that? You've gotta go? Now? Oh... Okay...
Okay then...
Bye, sir... Yes... Uhuh...
Yup, I will...Okay...
Bye.

(pause...)
(dialing...)
(ringing...)

Uhm... Hello? Yes...
Yes, Death, it's me...